Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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