butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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