I hate your face
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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