i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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