Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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