What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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