so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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