i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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