Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The adults are the big ones right?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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