Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
