Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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