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say what?
wanna hang out?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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