Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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