I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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