Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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