your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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