I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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