Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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