Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize