Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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