You're so nebulous sometimes
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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