there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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