How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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