i may or may not be watching the land before time
im six kinds of drunk right now
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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