would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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