Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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