Dual....:-)
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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