Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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