The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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