i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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