White coat. Heels.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Randomize
