Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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