Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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