He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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