the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
im holly from the hills drunk
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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