the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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