dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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