please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
