she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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