I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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