i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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