nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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