You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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