Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.