How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.