The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?