Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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