are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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