i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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