oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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