alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My liver just had a heart attack.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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