I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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