Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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