I'm gonna have a badass scar
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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