You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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