I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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